but for some reason, once they've gone outside, i won't touch them. this may or may not have something to do with my grandmother drilling into me the importance of avoiding poison oak like the plague.
however.... my boss is wanting to get a new puppy, and while wandering around the petfinder.com site, i ended up looking at baby kitties. fuckin adorable... i vaguely want to eat them.
i belive that when i grow up (yes, i still say that, even though i think i qualify as an adult), i shall have a cat and a dog. and they'll only be going outside once i've made sure there's no poison oak in the yard.
hope my future husband can handle cleaning up animal puke... or maybe i'll be so incredibly rich that i can hire a person specially assigned to clean up after my animals. mwahahahha
yeah.... rich isn't going to happen. there's no money in low-level government work. motherfucker
speaking of work... guess who's still in her uniform pants? uhh... yeah, that'd be me. mmm, cozy polyester cop pants. yuck. and i'm not even a cop! how'd this suck deal happen, huh? i work until all hours of the morning, play bitch to the cops here in Suckland, and i don't even get to call myself Officer. actually.... when dealing with small children, i usually do.
had a kid once that called me "Miss Policeman". haha! i nearly laughed in his wee shining face. imagine how much he'd hate cops when he grew up. oh man.... shoulda done it.
i'm supposed to be going to Eugene tomorrow. i'd planned on leaving at noon. which is in 7.5 hours. that's gonna suck. wish i was tired. i guess this is what i get for eating Hostess deliciousness and Reese's happiness at 0330. whatever. it's worth it.... for now :)
i really tried to keep on one topic here for this post, but i'm beginning to suspect that for me, that's quite impossible. oh well. not like anybody actually reads this thing, so who cares!!
i win.
that is all.
oh- and when i went into my friend's room to feed her fish a few minutes ago, the damn thing was dead. NOW what do i do??
Currently:
reading- same as yesterday
listening to- my upper back pop. mmm..... as Fergie says.... "so delicious"
21.12.06
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3 comments:
Eugene huh?
Sounds like a fun trip Miss Policeman. ;)
Steve~
Make sure to use a lot of salt and pepper and ketchup to drown out the fur taste. Also, it's recommended to floss afterwards because cat meat tends to stick to your teeth.
I've always had this urge to squish kittens, just a little too hard ;o)
It's like they're so cute I can't stand it.
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